listen, Man do have "Rishta issues" but no body gives a damn

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I am following Mewa write- ups just as i found it bit different. But the last article, under the title of “ek 19 saal ki larki” throws me in major instigation. Yes, I am deadly against the creepy feminist rona dhona. And as far as this rishta issue is considered tou many gentle men are facing the same but nobody highlights.
“kuin kay mard ko tou dard hi nhe hota”
                        
The preceding article discloses the demands which larky waly use to showcase but what about larki walon ki demand list.
Yes, men are being rejected by the opposite party just because of fazul ki chul.
“Matlab, full package chaye innhay. Issay kam tou gali kay barabar.”

Without further delay, let me disclose the  boys “must have” list.
1) Materialistic approach
The “groom to be” must have financially sound family. “Ek dum dabang”. “Tip top”
. Yes, He should be bindas in earning too. And it would be cherry on the cake, if he earns in 5 digits.
Matlab beti kay liye larka nhe ATM card chaye.
         
                                      
2) Education is priority
He should be well educated. “Han! wo beti bhot parhi likhi hai”.
Demand is acceptable but you should understand the circumstances of that man. May be his life didn’t give him chance for that. May be he is full of wisdom, intellect and love without any degree. And what if, man has degree but no job.
“Tou kar lain gye ap shadi”
                         

3)Choti family required
The “groom to be” must have choti family.
“Yar bari family may shadi kar kay maarna hai kia larki ko”.
                       

4) Larky ki behenain
Ek larka aur 6 nandain. No, no, no,  noooo. Sorry we can’t set the things up. (reason is too obvious)

5) Eldest and only bread winner. Poor soul!
Larka is the eldest and the only bread winner.
“Tou sari zindagi ye hi paaltay rahay ga ghar walon ko”. “Bad option”
         

6) Makaan tou hai na “apna”

Ghar apna hona chaye. Yes the hot cake question
“beta tmhara ghar kahan hai ? apna hai na”
And if that bechara larka has his own house but not in the groomed - posh place
tou bus, “ istikhara acha nhe aya”
                                   
7) Nature of job..yaakh
The “groom to be” job’s nature also effects larki waly and they said “arey tou agr larky ki job shifton may hai tou humari munni tou pareshan hojay gi”. And if by chance man needs to meet with bundle of tours due to his job tou.
“hayeee meri bachi suitcase hi pack karti rahy gi”
                                  

So, dear parents, stop being worldly, stop being weird, and stop finding flawless.


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