These hate speeches my mom delivered, when i re-watched Pyary Afzal

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The famous romantic rather tragic drama serial "Pyary Afzal" never requires any introduction. It owns the highest TRP rate among the Pakistani dramas and enjoys the
Supreme stature with regards to script.
Credit goes to "Khalil ul Rehman"

I recently re-watched this epic drama to cherish those delightful, giggly, sarcastic, lovable scene but unfortunately all my passion was stabbed and all my love for this drama went in vain, when my mum entered in between the scene.


Her critical eye is always open, rather zoomed in. She watched it for two minutes and in the fraction of third minute, she bombarded the spear of sarcasm over this super-duper hit serial.

Here are her ironical, pinchy, deadly hilarious, desi comments which choked my love for "Pyary Afzal" and after reading this, Yours too!
She started with "kitna wahiyat drama hai" and then moved on

1) "Sub Maa Baap ki behissi hai, unhi ka qasoor hai"
She uttered when she saw liberal ladies ( farah and her sis) devising plans to get rid of proposals.

2) "Meri larkiyan asi be-baak hoti tou jala dyti".

Yup! She threatened me

3) "Bechara Afzal kitna shareef hai, larkiyon ny dimag palat dia".


Anti feminist Maa!

4) "kutti hain ye larkiyan"

Ammiiiii abuseee!!!

5) "itni azaadi di hi quin in larkiyon ko"

Amma ask writer.

6) "Haye Maulana Sahab, kitny achy, shareef admi hain"

Yr koi bataooo ammi ko, its nothing serious.

7) "Bht bura drama hai, kharab kar raha hai larkon, larkiyon ko"

Tell her, its a drama, please tell her.

8) "Beta, mat daikho ye drama begar jao gi"

And here is my mum's final verdict.

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